JRFM’s Best Call
This week you have an opportunity to win a fabulous spa getaway at the incomparable Tigh-Na-Mara Resort and Spa. There’s just one catch: you have to earn it by charming the pants off Clay and Karen!
The risk is great – they are pros at putting callers in their place! They have the uncanny ability to stroke your ego while pissing on your leg. So if you dare, beware! Don’t walk into it thinking you’re going to outwit them. You won’t. And if you think you have a funny story, try it out on someone who likes you first. Serenades have been done. Jokes and anecdotes can fall flat unless they’re belly-busters. Opinions are like assholes – everybody’s got one but nobody wants to hear it!
Sure, you risk mortifying embarrassment. But the reward is so enticing that even mere mortals like us will risk life and limb and dignity to capture it!
Okay, I totally lied – no way in HELL you can get ME to call in! But YOU should! You totally should…
604-280-9370 btwn 5:30 and 8:30. Chances are that less people will hear if you call before 6:30…