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Matty B and you, not me!

Posted on Aug 16, 2014

I am so bummed that I didn’t get into the draw for that ZEscape to Vegas with Matty B that I had to write a poem (or rap, depends on how you say it in your head)! Here it is:

Weeks ago when the contest started
I never imagined I’d get thwarted
There’s plenty of time, no hurry I said
So all month long I listened to Zed

In the car, in the shower
on my portable while I was out
I was going to be caller 9
There was absolutely no doubt!

“you’re caller 2” was bad enough
And then “you’re caller 4”
But the “you’re caller 8”
Couldn’t have hurt me more

Time after time
The line was just busy
But I continued to dial frantically
Till I was in a tizzy

Alas, all for naught
Never caller 9
Matty B will be yours
And not mine

But I will be on that plane
If only in spirit
I hope he remote broadcasts,
I’d love to hear it

And when you lie around the pool
With my dear Matty B
Grab a cold one
And have one for me!

Have a great tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!!