Seuss-FX

That Zed-I-Vex! That Zed-I-Vex! I do not like that Zed-I-Vex!

Do you like that ZFX?

I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex. I do not like that ZFX.

Would you like it here or there?

I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like that ZFX. I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

Would you like it in a house? Would you like it with a mouse?

I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like that ZFX. I do not like it, Zed-I-Hex.

Would you listen in a box? Would you listen with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not listen here or there. I would not listen anywhere. I would not listen to ZFX. I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

Would you? Could you? In a car? Listen! Listen! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like it. You will see. You may like it in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it anywhere. I do not like ZFX. I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Zed! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not listen with a mouse. I will not listen in a house. I will not listen here or there. I will not listen anywhere. I do not listen to ZFX. I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like it, Zed, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not listen here or there. I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like ZFX?

I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. i will not listen in the rain. I will not listen on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like it in a box. I do not like it with a fox. I will not listen in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there. I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like ZFX!

I do not like it, Zed-I-Vex.

You do not like it. So you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may, I say.

Zed! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.

Say, I like ZFX! I do! I like it, Zed-I-Vex! And I would listen in a boat. And I would listen with a goat…

And I will listen in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It is so good, so good, you see!

So I will listen in a box. And I will listen with a fox. And I will listen in a house. And I will listen with a mouse. And I will listen here and there. Say! I will listen ANYWHERE!

I do so like ZFX! Thank you! Thank you, Zed-I-Vex!