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Sing it with me now…

Posted on May 6, 2016

Here comes Santa Claus MENOPAUSE,
Here comes Santa Claus MENOPAUSE,
Right down Santa Claus Lane MENOPAUSE LANE,
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer BITCHIN’ AND SPITTIN’ AND ALL MY HORMONES

Pullin’ on the reins MY VEINS.
Bells are ringin’, children singin’– SCREAMIN’,
All is merry and bright SCARY AND SHITE.
So hang your stockings HEADS and say your prayers,
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.

Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Right down Santa Claus Lane, MENOPAUSE LANE
He’s ITS got a bag that’s filled with toys RAGE
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells HOUSE KEYS jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight, AN ANNOYING SOUND,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.

Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Right down Santa Claus Lane, MENOPAUSE LANE
He’ll IT’LL come around when chimes ring out, YOU’RE NOT READY,
It’s Christmas SWEATING time again.
Peace on earth AT HOME will come to all,
If we just follow the light, TELL ME I’M RIGHT,
So let’s give thanks to the Lord above KEEP OUR OPINIONS TO OURSELVES
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.

Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Here comes Santa Claus, MENOPAUSE
Right down Santa Claus Lane, MENOPAUSE LANE
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer BITCHIN’ AND SPITTIN’ AND ALL MY HORMONES
Pullin’ on the reins MY VEINS.
Bells are ringin’, children singin’ SCREAMIN’,
All is merry and bright SCARY AND SHITE,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.

Peace on earth AT HOME will come to all,
If we just follow the light, TELL ME I’M RIGHT,
So let’s give thanks to the Lord above KEEP OUR OPINIONS TO OURSELVES
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.
So let’s give thanks to the Lord above KEEP OUR OPINIONS TO OURSELVES
‘Cause Santa Claus MENOPAUSE comes tonight.

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