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Posted on Jul 10, 2017

You know what annoys me?

Besides internet trolls, mouth breathers, and Trump?

Being told what to do. That annoys me more than all of those things put together.

Sometimes I get downright snarky just when someone waves me through the intersection at a four way stop!

So when people tell me not to post a schedule, do you know what I do?

That’s right.

I pour myself a gin and tonic and stare at my screen for a few weeks, contemplating life and what’s gone and what’s to come.

The future is bright and I have big, BIG plans. But they are coming
together slowly, and I’m in a bit of a holding pattern right now. So I
decided it was a good time to take a break from my reading and have
some fun!

It seems the Free schedule has petered out again, so here’s a quick one to tide you over until they decide to pick up the baton again. Maybe they’re just not that into you…

So far this week (check back for updates):

JRFM will have passes to Gone Country. Listen for the cue to text,
which will happen 4 times per day. Text “win” and your name to 88000.
You have to be over 19 to win this one.

JRFM will also have Rockin’ River Fest (Aug 3-6 in Merritt) full weekend passes plus campsite jam invites. Listen for the cue to call 3 times per day. This would be a blast! I think I’ll be trying for this one…

Kiss has a new online rewards club. Barf. If you’re interested in winning Ed Sheeran tickets, go sign up and enter through their exclusive snub. I mean, club. Without entering their flub, I mean club, you can enter online to win passes to the movie Girls Trip (which to me seems to be missing an apostrophe, but whatever.)

Jack has moved to online entry contests, and this week they have YES tickets, movie passes, Matchbox Twenty & Counting Crows tickets, a row of movie passes, and passes to the Vancouver Art Gallery. Thank
goodness these are all online-entry because if I had to listen to Jack
to win, it wouldn’t happen. Oh! I guess that’s one more thing I can add to the list of annoyances: the Jack morning show. Ugh. I shouldn’t have had my expectations so high…

Speaking of madness, CFOX’s Mariachi Madness is happening again this summer. They take qualifiers all week, then draw a winner on Monday
mornings. How crazy was it last week when the same person won the draw for the trip on CFOX and also the draw for the trip on Rock 101?! I’ll bet ol’ Mikey lost his shit when he found out!! I mean, what are the freakin’ ODDS?!?! Lucky chickie…

Right, so Rock 101 sent someone down to LA for a cool concert, and all they have left are hot wieners. Enter on their site to win a Hastings
Racecourse prize pack, and maybe catch the wiener dog races next
weekend! They also have Boz Scaggs tickets, so go enter for those while you’re there.

QMFM and Virgin are laying low. Maybe there’s a concert or contest
announcement around the corner? I’ll update when I know.

***UPDATE*** JayZ is coming, and everyone has tickets! Kiss has them twice per day, Zed and Virgin have them too. There is another concert announcement too, so more tickets will be in the schedule soon. Check back in a bit!

Deadmouse is also coming, and Kiss has those tickets too!

5:40 – JRFM, Secret Word (passes to Vancouver Canadians or a movie night out)
6 – 10 – TSN, Burnaby Blues & Roots Festival passes
6:30 – CFOX, Stump the Show
7 – 9 – JRFM, Secret Word is said (passes to Vancouver Canadians or a
movie night out)

7:00 – Kiss, tickets to JayZ
7:00 – Jack, No Time To Google ($100)
7:30 – Rock 101, Grand IQ Test

7:35 – Z95.3, tickets to JayZ
7:35 – QMFM, $1000 Minute
8:10 – Kiss, Not So Secret Word (?)

8:10 – Virgin, tickets to JayZ
8:30 – CFOX, qualify for trip to Mexico

9:00 – Kiss, Deadmouse tickets

11:00 – CFOX, qualify for trip to Mexico
12 – 1 – CFOX, 90’s At Noon (?)
12 – 1 – Rock 101, Rock Trivia (?)
12:15 – Peak, Rock Bite (invites to Patio Party July 16th)

2 – 6 – Kiss, JayZ tickets

3:00 – CFOX, qualify for trip to Mexico
4 – 5 – JRFM, U-Turn (tickets to Theatre Under The Stars)
4:00 – Kiss, Who Am I, What Am I? ($100 to U Connect Wireless)
4:45 – CFOX, ?

5:00 – CFOX, qualify for trip to Mexico
5:15 – Peak, Send Us A Joke (Vancouver Folk Festival passes)
6 – 10 – Kiss, passes to Playland
8:00 – Z95.3, ?

Good luck!